4/23/17:
"Ryan/Nick-Chris/Raj part of 18 at AP, Mel-Alex part of 11 at C.G.!":
This Sunday featured two sessions of GTA Sunday Tennis: "Hollywood" Frank Samara hosted the morning session at Albion Park in Clifton (and it started early at 9am as The Main Event - Top Contenders Match between the two top contending teams of "Chito" Nick Inciong/"The Lumberjack" Ryan Pienciak and GTA Champion: "King Crush" Chris Chiaro/"The Sultan of Swing" Raj Shah kicked things off) and then "The K Man" Kris Srinivasan hosted a late-afternoon into evening session at The Cedar Grove Courts which also featured a full 2 out of 3 Sets Challenge Match between "The Mel Man" Melvin Hyman and Alex Roumi (with Mel reporting the result…and also an additional score sent in via Dennis "The Menace" Cabanatan).
Before we get to that later session, let's first discuss how the first session unfolded.
Samara pulled up to the courts at 8:55am. Less than a minute later, so did Pienciak. They both headed out onto the North Court, but Frank took the bench to begin writing notes.
Chiaro arrived five minutes later and soon after he started hitting with Ryan. As they started hitting, one half of the reigning GTA Doubles Champions, Tito "Touch" Castolo made his way onto the court as well. It seemed he was there to scout the competition as he and his partner, "Stormin" Norman Taclob, would be facing the winning team. Plus, Tito was only in street clothes and brought no racquet with him (though all would soon change a little later).
Inciong arrived at 9:05 to join the hitting session and Shah did the same five minutes later. By the time they officially kicked off their match at exactly 9:23, Castolo had left the bench he was sharing with Samara to go take a seat along the fence of Center Court. This was sound strategy for at least holding one more court. Meanwhile, Frank would take notes of the match.
At 9:30, "Big George" Jorge Solano stepped onto the courts and headed over to Center Court. But then Jorge and Tito decided to hit on the South Court instead. Twenty minutes later, both "The Speed Demon" Dan Praport and "The Hitman" Tom La arrived and then made their way over to that same court for some Doubles.
At 10:05, "Stealth" Omar Santos and his daughter, Trista, took a seat in the patio area just uphill from the courts and stayed there for a while to watch the action.
Ten minutes later, Natalia "Nitro" Sout arrived. She had to wait on the bench alongside Samara for a while before getting the chance to take part in the action.
The Main Event ended exactly at 10:30. Five minutes later, both "Super Mario" Marijus Kuzavas and "Spicy" Sally Pillay made their way onto the courts joining the growing group on the sideline area of the North Court. Five minutes later, we now also had "Bee Gee" Brad Gero.
Now we were faced with a logjam situation, but not due to lack of courts...simply because of overall confusion as to where to go and/or what to do. Sally and Natalia started hitting with one another on the North Court. Samara took himself over to Center Court to make sure to hold it as the turnout demanded such action.
Finally, Chiaro, Pienciak and La all headed over to the court as Frank would team with Chris against Ryan and Tom. Meanwhile, that first Doubles One-Setter on the South Court had already ended and now Jorge and Dan were having a hitting session with one another.
At 11am, "Elegant" Jen Elgart arrived and she was soon followed onto the courts by "The Birthday Boy" Dan Martinelli (aka Spin) who was soon to be celebrating his 62nd (precisely at 1:55pm). With all three courts full (now that Doubles One-Setters had just gotten underway on both the North Court and the South Court just five minutes prior), Martinelli and Elgart both had to wait on the bench near the North Court.
"Nate the Great" Nathan Fernandes stepped onto the courts at 11:15. Ten minutes later, "Coach" Dino Celis arrived to make an extended cameo appearance as he is still injured.
"Ragin" Rajan Shah and "Teej" T.J. Shah arrived together at 11:30. Their timing was perfect as the Doubles One-Setter on the South Court had just finished at the same time. Soon, the two of them entered into an extended hitting session with Praport as a willing fourth player could not be found for quite some time.
This gave us an impressive total of 18 official players for the session. The weather ended up being absolutely perfect for tennis as it was sunny throughout the session and the peak temperature felt like it had exceeded seventy degrees.
Marijus and Sally had brought some "adult beverages" (i.e. beer and hard cider) in honor of "The Birthday Boy" Dan Martinelli. As the session grew longer, the hilarity level soared higher. Little did we know what a comedian Marijus is. We will wrap up the Albion write-up with a series of his memorable quotes.
First, let's get to the scores!
The Albion Park Results:
2 out of 3 Set "Top Contenders" Doubles Match:
Ryan Pienciak/Nick Inciong over Chris Chiaro/Raj Shah, 6-2, 6-2, to successfully defend their # 2 Rank in the Doubles Division and to establish themselves as the sole Top Contenders to the GTA Doubles Championship! No Aces.
1st Set: Chris was broken (Love-15, 15-All, Double Fault for 15-30 where Ryan hit a vicious volley to set up Double Break Point, then Break Point where Nick blew a volley to make it Deuce, but then Chris blew a volley to bring it back to Break Point and then came the break) and Ryan held serve (Love-30 where he hit a near-ace to the corner that Raj barely nicked in order to avoid the official Ace...and now it was 15-30, then it went to 30-All, Break Point, Deuce, Game Point, 2nd Deuce, Break Point where Raj blew a volley to make it 3rd Deuce, then it was Game Point where Ryan hit a monster Overhead Smash for the hold) to go up 2-0. Raj held at Love as he hit a winner to set up 30-Love and that was where Nick blew an overhead to set up Triple Game Point and then Ryan blew a volley to enable the hold to allow the opposition onto the scoreboard, but Nick also held (15-Love, 15-All, 30-15 where Chris hit an insane return winner for 30-All and that was where an excellent rally led to Game Point, then Deuce and an un-returned serve to set up Game Point once again which was where Ryan hit a whopper of a winner) to go up 3-1. Chiaro was broken again (Raj hit an awesome volley winner for 15-Love, but then Chris blew an overhead for 15-All, then it went 30-15, 30-All, Game Point, Deuce, Game Point, 2nd Deuce where an un-returned serve set up Game Point yet again, then 3rd Deuce was where Ryan hit a winner to set up Break Point and then came the break) as The Former Champs had dropped to 1-4! Pienciak was also broken (a winner from Chris for Love-15 and then he topped that with an even more wicked winner for Love-30, but then Raj blew a volley for 15-30, it was then Double Break Point where Ryan hit a winning Backhand Volley to make it Break Point and that was where an excellent and extended rally led to Deuce which was where Chris hit a drop shot winner to make it Break Point and then came the break) to have his team's lead cut to 4-2. But from there, Shah was broken (Raj blew a volley to make it Love-15 and then Nick hit a winner for Love-30, it then went to Triple Break Point, it was Double Break Point where Ryan blew a volley to make it Break Point, but he then redeemed himself with an outstanding Backhand Volley winner to get the big break) and then Inciong held again (un-returned serve for 15-Love, an excellent rally led to 15-All, 30-15 and then Double Game/Set Point where another un-returned serve secured the hold) to claim the set (which began on the North Court at exactly 9:23 and finished precisely at 10:04). One minute later, they got this next set underway.
2nd Set: Chris held (one of the best rallies of the match led to 15-Love, it was then 15-All where Chris hit a winning Overhead Smash for 30-15 and then The Champ hit another winner to set up Double Game Point where another dramatic marathon rally ended with Raj hitting an amazing drop shot winner to secure his partner's hold) and then Ryan was broken (Ryan blew a volley for Love-15, it then went Love-30, 15-30 which was where Chris hit a whipping winner to set up Double Break Point where Raj once again closed out a game with a drop shot winner) as his team got off to a 0-2 start in this set. Raj was also broken (Ryan hit a winning Overhead Smash for Love-15 and then a Double Fault made it Love-30, but then Chris hit a winning volley for 15-30 and an un-returned serve brought it to 30-All, but then it was Break Point where Ryan hit another winning Overhead Smash) and Nick held (30-Love where Raj hit a winning return to make it 30-15, but then Ryan hit a sizzling Backhand Volley winner to set up Double Game Point and then came the hold) to level the set at 2-2. Chiaro was broken at Love as Ryan hit a Backhand Volley winner for Love-15, it was then Love-30 where Ryan hit an even more impressive Backhand Volley winner to set up Triple Break Point which was where the break came next and then Pienciak held at Love as yet another awesome rally led to a 15-Love start where an un-returned serve made it 30-Love and then Raj blew a drop shot to set up Triple Game Point which was where the hold came next as the score now went to 4-2 in favor of Pienciak/Inciong. Shah was broken again (Ryan hit a killer Overhead Smash winner which bounced over the fence and made the score Love-30, it was 15-30 where Ryan hit another scintillating Backhand Volley winner to set up Double Break Point and then came the break) and then Inciong held again (Ryan hit another whopper of an Overhead Smash winner which once again bounced over the fence for 15-Love, but then Chris replied with a wicked passing shot winner for 15-All, it was 30-15 where a Double Fault made it 30-All and then Raj whipped out a powerful passing shot winner of his own to make it Break Point where yet another one of the best rallies of the match set up Deuce, it was then Game/Match Point where they got it done on the first one) for the very impressive victory as this one ended exactly at 10:30.
The Skinny: This was the first time that Raj had played this season as he has still been dealing with some health issues that were affecting his family, but thankfully they seem to be getting resolved in a positive manner. He blamed his rust for the loss, but it was not the only factor. Chris was having an off-day (which is rare for him, as of late) while Nick was his ever-steady self and Ryan was in ultra-aggressive offensive mode (more often than not, it paid dividends for him). Pienciak was such a force at the net as he utilized both his great range and still youthful speed to not only cover those incoming shots, but often blast them back as either walloping Overhead Smashes or well-angled and fast-paced volleys (especially Backhand Volleys). This may have been the best performance that I have ever seen from the man who has positively earned the moniker of The Lumberjack. He wielded his axe quite well on this occasion and he was so ably supported by Inciong at the baseline who entered into many hard-hitting and extended rallies trading shots with Chiaro. Shah may have affected the tempo of his team more with the shots that he didn't take rather than the ones that he didn't make. He had some hesitancy to poach while at the net as his timing was off and he lacked confidence. Ultimately, this match was a tale of two teams moving in opposite directions - the legendary Former Champs losing their footing after such an extended break from each other while on the flipside we now have an up and coming force that is looking to have a similar impact on the reigning Champs: Taclob/Castolo! We hope to get this match together in the very near future.
Tito Castolo/Dan Praport over Jorge Solano/Tom La, 6-3! This was played on the South Court from 10:08 to 10:36.
Ryan Pienciak/Tom La over Chris Chiaro/Frank Samara, 6-3! Tom: 1 Ace on Frank. In the interest of saving time, I did not note who hit what winners where and when (unless it was truly significant), so here's the basic breakdown: Chris was broken (Love-30, 15-30, Double Break Point shifted to Deuce, Break Point again and the break), Tom held (started with a T-line Ace against Frank, Double Fault for 15-All, but then onto Double Game Point and the hold) and Frank was broken (15-Love then point for point until 30-All, Break Point where Tom hit a painful roller over the net for the winner and the break) as his team got off to a 0-3 start! Ryan was broken (15-Love, 15-All then onto Double Break Point before a shift to Deuce and then it was all Game Points until 3rd Deuce, Break Point and the break) and then Chiaro held at Love to pull to 2-3! La was broken (15-Love, Double Fault for 15-All, 15-30, 30-All, Double Fault for Break Point and then the break), but Samara was broken again and this time at Love to fall to 3-4! Pienciak held as it went 15-Love then point for point to Game Point, Deuce, Game Point again and then the hold to put his team up 5-3. King Crush was then broken (15-Love then point for point until 30-All, Break/Match Point, Deuce, 2nd Break/Match Point and then the break) to take a tough loss! We played this one on Center Court from 10:48 to 11:21.
The Skinny: By his own admission, Chiaro's bad day continued in this one as he did not have the control that he normally has over his overpowering shots that often overwhelm the opposition. But it did not help matters that Samara stepped onto the court with very little warm-up (as it showed) as simple shots that he would usually manage and manipulate to slice and dice the opponents instead ended up as embarrassing frame-jobs that would often end up pitifully dropping into the net rather than over it for winners. Meanwhile, back at the ranch, The Lumberjack continued to chop things up and it only helped that he had The Hitman with him to finish off their enemies.
Raj Shah/Nick Inciong over Jorge Solano/Dan Praport, 6-3! No Aces. The South Court hosted this one from 10:55 to 11:30.
Marijus Kuzavas/Sally Pillay over Brad Gero/Natalia Sout, 7-5! No Aces. This Mixed Doubles One-Setter took place on the North Court from 10:55 to 12noon (one hour and five minutes). Kudos to The Rock from Glen Rock (aka Gero) and Natalia Nitro as they are a makeshift duo going up against the very experienced (and married) tandem of Super Mario and Spicy Sally (though both would earn additional monikers later in the session).
Frank Samara/Dan Martinelli over Nathan Fernandes/Jen Elgart, 7-5! No Aces. Again, just the simple lowdown: Nathan was broken (Love-15 then point for point to Break Point and the break as the last two consecutive points ended with incredible get/winner combos by Spin as he had all the exuberance and unbridled enthusiasm of a young man unfettered roaming the countryside!) and Frank held (30-Love, 30-15, Double Game Point, Game Point and the hold) to take a 2-0 lead. Jen held (30-Love, 30-15, Double Game Point, Game Point and the hold) and Spin was broken at Love to level things at 2-2! Fernandes was broken again (Triple Break Point got cut down to Break Point, but then came the break), but then Samara was also broken (15-Love, 15-All then onto Double Break Point, Break Point and the break) to tie things again, this time at 3-3! Elgart was also broken (Double Fault for Triple Break Point which was cut down to Break Point, but then came the break), but Martinelli was broken again (Love-15 shifted to 30-15 shifted again to Break Point, Deuce, Game Point, 2nd Deuce, Break Point and the break) to knot the score once more, this time at 4-4! Nate the Great finally held in a struggle (15-Love then point for point until 30-All, Break Point, Deuce and then all Break Points until 5th Deuce, Game Point, 6th Deuce, Game Point and the hold), but then Hollywood held at Love to stay alive at 5-5! Elegant Elgart was broken again (Double Fault for Love-30, Triple Break Point once again got reduced to Break Point, but again came the break) and then The Birthday Boy finally held serve (30-Love shifted to Break Point, Deuce, Break Point, 2nd Deuce, then it was Game/Match Point and the hold) to give himself a gift - a victory! We played this one on Center Court from 11:25 to 12:18.
Nathan Fernandes/Dan Praport over Rajan Shah/T.J. Shah, 6-3! No Aces. South Court hosted this one from 12:20 to 12:50.
Marijus Kuzavas/Sally Pillay over Brad Gero/Natalia Sout, 6-0! No Aces. This time, the much more experienced combo exploited their advantage as they fed an early afternoon bagel to their opponents. It took place on the North Court and lasted from 12:25 to 12:53. This led to another hitting session between Sally and Natalia.
Some of the gang started to filter out and head home while others in the gang hung around and were invited to get a tad inebriated by ingesting some alcoholic beverages. As the drinks went down, the levity levitated like the carbonated bubbles of beer and hard cider that were being ingested.
But instead of The Birthday Boy being the one offering up all of the memorable quotes, instead it was the comedic styling of one "Mad Komic" Marijus Kuzavas as he laid out one one-liner after another! And just about all of his barbs were directed at the man known as Spin.
For all the double-entendre that Mr. Martinelli was espousing, Kuzavas first said to him: "You little disgusting man!" Of course, when you stand 6'6" and you see some other guy who tops out around 5'9"...well, you would think them to be a little man as well. This newly-acquired label was soon altered to "you little dirty man!" And then Marijus asked: "Do you need a towel to clean up your dirtiness?"
Keep in mind, we still have two more One-Setters to report. They were Mixed Doubles, but played as "Battle of The Sexes" style with the gents going up against the ladies. With Spin on the court teaming with Nate, Marijus became the new Master Heckler while Frank and Dino laughed it up on the bench and as the gals also took their potshots at one Mr. Martinelli.
Nathan Fernandes/Dan Martinelli over Sally Pillay/Natalia Sout, 6-1! No Aces. The North Court hosted this one from 1:08 to 1:33.
Sally, besides being "Spicy", earned a new moniker here in this one: "The Smackdown!" Not only does she smack the ball around the court with a vengeance, but she likes to talk a lot of smack along the way. At one point, Natalia seemed afraid of her own partner. Pillay noticed this. To which her hubby said: "That's how I feel every day!"
Here are some other observations from The Mad Komic! "Did you notice that the Little Dirty Man hits like a girl" "It's OK. Now take the candy away from the baby (Spin is the aforementioned baby in this scenario)!"
But he also had to give credit where credit was due as The Doc hit a sizzling winner down the Doubles Alley. Sally said she couldn't even see him! Super Mario called him a "62 year old ninja!"
The ladies wanted revenge. Not only was Sally feeling spicy, but even Natalia was still quite fired-up. They decided to change their return of service sides in this next one.
Nathan Fernandes/Dan Martinelli over Sally Pillay/Natalia Sout, 6-0! No Aces. Once again played on the North Court, it lasted from 1:35 to 1:58...just three minutes beyond Martinelli officially turning 62!
When Spin once uttered: "This could mess up my brain!", Marijus asked: "What brain?"
After the first game had concluded, Sally offered up a supportive statement to her partner Natalia when she said: "We're playing a little better." Spin's retort was "It's still One-Love!"
When Kuzavas noticed the gals trying to hit to Martinelli whenever possible, his criticism was: "What kind of strategy is this? To pick on a baby!" Thoughts of Milosh openly bashing Jerry Seinfeld's tennis game immediately came to mind.
Even though Fernandes remained an innocent bystander, apparently he was guilty by association as even he was not spared the comedic wrath of one Mr. Kuzavas who noted: "Nate is slowly becoming Mr. Disgusting Jr.!" There were even some comments that were too colorful (off-color, actually) for reprint here.
It was all in good fun and Spin loved every minute of it. He loves being abused as long as he remains the center of attention. ;-)
After everyone else left, Spin, Dino and Frank had a brief bull session that ran until 2:15. It was a nice way to end an epic day.
We will first go to the result reported by Mel, then the full recap from Kris which will include the score sent in by Dennis.
The Cedar Grove Results:
2 out of 3 Sets Challenge Match:
Alex Roumi over Melvin Hyman, 6-2, 7-6 (11-9), to become the New # 38 Ranked Player in the Intermediate Division! Alex: 1 Ace.
The Mel Man delivers: Alex had some incredible gets while Mel was hit by his old bugaboo... failing to protect a 4-1 lead in the 2nd Set plus a 4-1 lead in the Tiebreak!
Samara's Notes: I thank Mel for his very timely reporting of that match…and that was an incredible 2nd Set score! I only met Alex briefly once…which is why I have yet to come up with an appropriate moniker for him. We now turn this report over to Kris.
Our original plan to go to Clifton changed instead for an evening session in Cedar Grove. It was a beautiful day with gorgeous sunshine. When I reached the tennis courts a little after 5pm, Senthil Kumar was having a hitting session with Mike Mole on Court One. On the other side, Omar Santos was playing Singles with Alex Roumi, who had earlier played with Andrew Troung, and then Mel Hyman.
Samara's Notes: I never received any reported results from Andrew or Alex, so whatever they played with one another will have to remain unofficial. Now we go back to Kris.
Also in action was Jordan Bachvaroff with his pal. Soon, we were joined by Marie Salamon, my wife Doinks, Dan Hwang, Ray Spadaro, Dennis, Herb Reinder, Chris Barbieri and Andrea Lim.
Omar Santos over Alex Roumi, 7-6 (7-5)! No Aces (apparently).
Omar felt Alex was a bit tired from his earlier matches and that it helped him.
Senthil Kumar/Doinks Srinivasan over Mike Mole/Marie Salamon, 7-6 (7-3)! No Aces.
Mike was sportive to ask me to play, but I let him play first as he had not played earlier in Clifton. It looked like a close match and Senthil's solid play edged his team ahead.
2 out of 3 Sets Doubles Match:
Dan Hwang/Ray Spadaro over Kris Srinivasan/Omar Santos, 6-1, 7-5, as both teams entered the Doubles Division as the New # 52 and # 53 Ranked Teams respectively! No Aces.
A passive game cost us the 1st Set with ease. The 2nd Set started alarmingly similar with us winning our first game by breaking Dan's serve, but soon we were down 1-4. Dan's ground- strokes were amazing and Ray was solid with his precise shots. It was really good to see Ray after quite some time, but he hasn't lost his touch one bit. We made some minor adjustments in our approach as Omar stayed back and played more aggressively from the baseline with me attacking at the net. We mounted our comeback by winning four games in a row to lead for the first time at 5-4 only to blow it in the next two games.
Herb Reiner/Ray Spadaro over Doinks Srinivasan/Marie Salamon, 6-3! No Aces.
The veterans showcased their skills effectively to outwit the women.
Senthil Kumar/Kris Srinivasan over Omar Santos/Dan Hwang, 6-4! No Aces.
We were down Love-4 before we put on our "game face" and started mounting a full assault to take the next six straight games straight for a satisfying win.
Senthil Kumar/Herb Reiner over Kris Srinivasan/Doinks Srinivasan, 7-6 (7-2)! No Aces.
It was an intense One-Setter with a combo of lovely shots and silly errors to take the match to the distance. Herb was solid when the ball came to him, but full credit to Senthil for playing smart and serving well to Doinks. He was great at the net, but found himself helpless to some of Doinks' topspin lobs over his head. Doinks also had an attractive cross-court passing shot to which Senthil could only lunge gallantly. We were in a winning position many times, having 5 Match Points to go 6-4, but it looked like we didn't want the game to end quickly...J.
Overall, it was good GTA Tennis that was quite engaging! Cheers!
Samara's Notes: As always, thanks to Kris for being "the host with the most" up at Cedar Grove.
Best wishes,
Frank Samara
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